25 Kicks and Giggles!!!

Tagged! I love these, I really Do!!! I love how random people can be, humans can be so strange!!!
So here are 25 quirky, funny, or just plain strange things about me! Ok I may have written a small novel here... oh well!

1. I eat chocolate everyday. Its like a daily vitamin, whether a Hesheys kiss, some M &Ms or chocolate instant breaksfast, i MUST HAVE CHOCOLATE!!!

2. Busy is Better for me. I dont know why, but I get so much more accomplished when I am busy than when I have lots of free time... like this week I had 3 days off and I just slip into LAZY mode!!!

3. I am HORRIBLE with directions- I know this is sometimes common with females, but I am telling you, the easier they are, the more lost I will get myself. I must have called Blake lost in my own neighborhood a handful of times!

4. I am a dumb smart person. You know those people who are certainly intelligent but lack basic common sense? Yup! Thats ME!

5. I LOVE comedy!!! I seriously love a good laugh, and if you know me you know its easy to crack me up! What can I say? I am just so easily entertained!

6. I HEART SCRUBS!!! I seriously think this is the most hilarious show on the planet!!! It has quirky and witty lines and the funniest insults ever! (eg. How depressing is it being you?) or (eg. I care so little I almost passed out)

7. I love THATS WHAT SHE SAID lines! I stink at coming up with them, but I end up rolling on the floor when I hear a good one!

8. Eyeliner is my nemesis. So I love to smile and I do it several times everyday, but when I smile my cheeks rise and make my eyes crinkle... leaving a smudgy mess of eyeliner below my eyes at the end of the day! It has been almost an 8 year battle trying to be able to wear my eyeliner without having it smudged all over my face by the end of the day! The battle continues...


9. I am HORRIBLE with names!!! I memorize faces, clothes, cars, even gestures but for the life of me I cant do names! Just to show how bad I am, here a conversation I had with a brother in our ward on sunday.

Me: Hi there, its Joooohn, riiight?
HIM: Matthew.
Me: right right, and its Siiiiimmons...right?
HIM: Jordon.
Me: right right, and you're studying engineering right?
HIM: music.

10. I clog the shower every morning. I have enough hair to make wigs for an entire chemo ward, ( to which i donated A LOT of hair) and huge chunks of it manage to come out every morning and clog our drains. I'm still left with a huge head of hair, yet I cant make it stop coming out!

11. I take boiling hot showers! K this one runs in the family because my mom is the same way, I have to have my shower super hot, which means when I am done the hot water is always gone, and nobody in their right mind would shower with me!

12. I am a sucker for big muscles! I love a guy who is ripped! Blake did weights bigtime and he has some massive arms and I think its so HOT! He even got stretch scars on his arms and that just doubles the hotness!

13. I am OCD about daily TO DO lists. Everyday I plan my day out with a to-do list. Not just a list of things I need to acomplish, but I break down the day into hours and I write down what I will be doing every hour! And if I get off schedule I get really ticked off, and I am totally lost if I lose the TO DO list.

14. I am deathly scared of needles!!! Ok I know this is not the best phobia for a nurse to have seeing as I give shots a handful of times a day, but the thing is I have no problem jabbing somebody else, but as soon as the needle is coming for me, eeeeeeeeeeekkk!!! I HATE SHOTS!!

15. I have Icicle hands. Again, not a desirable thing in a nursing profession but it doesn't matter how warm I am, how long I rub my hands together, or how cushy my mittens are, they are always ice hands! Same goes with the feet.

16. I am a big story teller. I cant just TELL you what happened, because thats boring. I always make everything a big long story with plenty of dramatic elements, and of course plenty of exaggerations. If I were serious than approx 100 days out of the year would be the BEST. DAY. EVER!

17. I'm with Julie L. on this one- believe it or not, used to have straight hair. Ugly. Boring. Puberty, BANG. Curly. Love it now!

18. Love my "Kiddie" movies! I could watch kids movies all day, be it Land Before Time or Veggie Tales. Luckily, Blake likes them also, and The Incredibles and Madagascar are some of our favs.

19. I am a chicken in scary movies! Ok I dont know what happened but I used to love scary movies and I used to love freaking myself out. Then I guess when I met Blake we always watched funny movies or kid movies and now for some reason scary movies terrify me! Even I Am Legend was waaaaay too scary for me! I'll pass on the horror movies please!

20. I have ALWAYS wanted to be married. Yeah I know this is really weird but seriously since like 1st grade I have wanted to be married! Yup I have just always been that way and always wanted to and knew I would marry early!

21. I have an Old Soul. This goes along with #20, but I truly feel my maturity for a long time has been way beyond my years. Many people have told me I have an old soul. I think I do.

22. Can't go a day without milk. (cue 3-a-day of dairy song). I love love love it!

23. I clench my jaw almost constantly. I dont even realize I do it, my dentists beg me to stop, but I cant!!! Now I have a jaw click, problems with my TMJ, and Linea Alba (meaning I am biting the inside of my cheeks when I clench). Viscious cycle.

24. Never broke/strained/sprained/cracked or dislocated any part of my body ever!!! (big knock on wood)

25. I love (and who doesn't?) sleeping!!! I love it a little too much... If I could sleep until noon every day I totally would!! Oh, and if you wake me up before I want to be woken, or even worse, 5 minutes before my alarm goes off... YOU WILL PAY!!!!! (Blake caught on real quick). I can get a tiny little bit cranky in the mornings...

I'm sure thats all you'll ever want to know about me, hehe! Now lets hear about the rest of ya'll. Just do your own if you havent been tagged already and say I tagged you, but I purposely tag Kali, Juli, Tari, and Kerri S.!!! or I guess I could have just said, all those whose names end with -i are tagged!